The Fifth Desk · Evaluation
Act I · The Map
Prince · produced by Prince · Paisley Park Records and Warner Bros. · about 80 minutes
Mode
Dry, home-made funk carried through rock, psychedelic pop, soul ballad, gospel and live band funk, nearly all of it played by one musician
Mythos
The androgyne and the cross: the self crossing sex in a pitched voice, and the passage from suffering to promised deliverance
Phase
Sixteen tracks on four sides; from the public world to escape and play, inward through the couple, then to faith, the crowd and devotion
Presentation
Double album on two LPs, released in March 1987; sixteen tracks, about eighty minutes; one track a live recording
Register
Drum machine, bass and dry close drums; stacked, doubled and pitched voices, falsetto and a spoken close; guitar, horns and a band in a hall
Scale
A public world in one song, a couple from flirtation to jealousy, a self divided, a crowd, and God
Governing Proposition
One musician, largely alone in a studio, sets a flat report of a catastrophic year, play, flirtation, sex, a man’s wish to be his lover’s friend, faith, a crowd and devotion on four sides, and argues that one appetite runs through them all: the erotic, the sacred and the social are sung in one voice, and once in a voice moved toward a woman’s. The making is the record’s strongest claim; it was assembled from three abandoned projects, and its scale is compelled by its subject though a few of its tracks are only permitted.
Act II · The Essay
Movement I
The record opens on a report. Over a near-empty drum machine and a bass, a flat voice lists the year: an epidemic, the drug trade, gangs, the shuttle and the bomb, set beside one another with no rise between them. The flatness is the disclosure. A public world so saturated with catastrophe that its report has no climax is a condition stated, not a mood, and the singer’s answer at the close is the wish to start a family. Terror is glimpsed here and not pursued. The record’s public frame is set in its first five minutes, and everything after turns away from it, inward first and then upward.
Paisley Park Records released the album with Warner Bros. at the end of March 1987, on two LPs, sixteen tracks over four sides. Prince produced it and played nearly all of it. It came after the largest commercial success of his career and the dissolution of his band, and it was assembled from three abandoned projects, among them a triple album his label had refused. What is scored is the 1987 record in its sequence. The concert film of the same year, the reissue of 2020 with its vault recordings, and the abandoned projects themselves are evidence for return, not the object.
The architecture is broad and even. The four sides run within three minutes of one another, about eighty minutes in all, and the mean track is five minutes long. The longest is the one live recording, about nine minutes; the shortest is Starfish and Coffee, under three. Across the four sides the record moves from the world to the body, the self, God, the crowd and love, and that range is its argument: one appetite runs through all of them, erotic, sacred and social, and a single album could not have made the claim. A double album is the form of the thought.
Movement II
The first side turns at once from the report to escape. Play in the Sunshine restates that escape at length, a swing that does not lift. Housequake is dense, interlocking funk, its percussion stacked so thickly that the mix rewards every return. Then The Ballad of Dorothy Parker, which begins “Dorothy was a waitress”, tells of a waitress, a bath and a stranger’s grace: a small domestic myth, and a puzzle of a song that has not given up its meaning. Labour enters the record here, in four words, and is not seen again.
The second side turns to the couple and shows how the record was made. It holds one idea for five minutes. Starfish and Coffee is charm, a child’s breakfast of “maple syrup and jam”. Slow Love follows, Hot Thing a groove more than a song, and Forever in My Life, its lead voice staggered and answering itself, evokes the bride and the steady life and reaches a modest height. The order here is a run of grooves more than an argument, and the subtractive test finds most of the record’s slack on these two sides. The slack is in tracks, not in the scale.
The stake behind these sides was real. A sparse protest song on drum machine and bass as the lead single, a dry, home-made funk in place of the polished arena pop of the mid-1980s, a double album in place of a refused triple: the turn departed from the R&B and pop of its year. But the eclecticism, the psychedelic colour and the drum-machine minimalism had been opened on Prince’s own earlier records, and the double album of a maker’s every genre has precedents in rock and soul. What had no precedent was the wager: one man, his band dissolved, carrying it nearly alone over four sides. The faults of the making fall here too: Hot Thing and It are thin, Play in the Sunshine is generically arranged, and some home-made mixes are boxy.
Movement III
The third side opens with U Got the Look, a duet single the record tolerates more than needs, and then reaches its centre. If I Was Your Girlfriend is sung in a slowed, pitched voice, close to the microphone, and what it asks is not to be a better lover but to be a friend: to have the closeness a woman’s friend has, which a man’s sex does not permit him. It closes in speech, and the speech is a cold height, a disturbing intimacy. The song could not be removed without the record losing what it most knows.
Its disclosure can be stated and holds: a man’s desire for intimacy can exceed what his sex allows. The form carries it: a song about wanting to be a woman’s friend is sung in a voice moved toward a woman’s. Camille, the pitched voice that is the singer and not the singer, makes the old figure of the self crossing sex the instrument of the song, not an allusion. The androgyne is built, and Strange Relationship builds it again, the same voice turned to jealousy. The pitched processing at times sounds like its device; where it works, it is form as knowledge.
The side closes with I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man, its rhythm guitar and sharp arrangement running into a long coda, a song that says a thing nothing else on the record says. The return to this side has been long and has not exhausted it. If I Was Your Girlfriend has been read as a song about gender, about jealousy, about the impossibility of male friendship and about control, and none of those readings closes it. The reversed and doubled voices and the dry, close sound of these tracks yield on the ear as the words yield on the mind.
Movement IV
The fourth side turns to faith. The Cross begins as a quiet drone and rises into a full rock arrangement, its guitar coloured like a sitar and the band crashing in, and the rise is the song’s meaning: the passage from suffering to promised deliverance is its whole form, and it rises as it promises. The cross here is built, not named. It is the record’s one touch of grandeur, and its guitar, which is not quite where it seems, has rewarded study as the record’s other mixes have.
One law governs the four sides: one appetite, carried from Hot Thing to The Cross without apology, so that the erotic and the sacred are the same hunger, and one maker’s sound, the dry close drums and layered voices. The distance it covers is very wide. The drum-machine report of the title track and the gospel fervour of The Cross obey it, and so do the nursery whimsy of Starfish and Coffee and the jealousy of Strange Relationship, joined by that appetite more than set against each other. The law strains where the assembly shows: U Got the Look and Play in the Sunshine obey the pop single more than the album.
Then the crowd. It’s Gonna Be a Beautiful Night is the record’s one live recording, nine minutes of a band in a hall, collective ecstasy, and the band’s control in it shows a range beyond the studio. Its acoustic differs in kind from the dry rooms of the rest, and the sequence places it with intent: set between The Cross and Adore, it makes the sacred communal before it becomes personal. The record has gone from the world to the body to the self to God, and now, before it ends, to a congregation of strangers.
Movement V
The record ends in devotion. Adore is warm elevation sustained for six minutes, a falsetto held at height over stacked harmonies and horns, the voices built into a choir by one singer, among the best-made vocal productions in its idiom. After the crowd, the single beloved: the last turn of the sequence, from the many to the one. A record that opened on a public world reported without rise closes on a private love sung at full height, and the appetite that ran through the dance, the bed and the cross is the one that ends it.
What the record holds is wide. Consciousness and the self divided are held fully in the songs of the pitched voice; the couple from flirtation to settling and jealousy, across several songs; the body as dance and sex; the sacred in The Cross and in Adore; the crowd in the live track; the family as the wish to settle. That is more than most albums attempt, and the double album gives it room. But the social order is a list in one song, history and the natural order are absent, and the orders are joined by one appetite more than integrated in one structure. That is the record’s lowest figure, and the reason.
Thirty-nine years on, the recording survives as released, in print, remastered in 2020 and heard as an album, and the reissue that set it beside its vault was received as reopening it. Later R&B and neo-soul learned from it, and the pitched alter-ego voice became a known device; its public reach in its year was narrower than Purple Rain’s, and the shorter record, tighter and further-reaching, stands a tenth below it on this desk, at 8.4. This one discloses more, holds more and has been more re-examined. The drum machine and some synthesiser tones bear its year, and the title track’s list has aged toward the present rather than away from it.
Act III · The Twelve
Sixteen tracks in about eighty minutes, and the subtractive test bites more often than on a single album, as it might on a record assembled from three abandoned projects. But it bites on tracks, not on the scale. The subject is a whole society in one year, from the title song’s news to the sacred, and the four sides are compelled by it: take a side away and the record loses an order of its claim, not a stretch of its running time. Some parts are required. The title track must open, a bare report on the year that sets the public frame; If I Was Your Girlfriend is the record’s centre and could not go; The Cross and Adore are the compelled close, faith and then devotion. Housequake, Strange Relationship and I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man each say a thing the others do not. The test finds slack in three places and length in a fourth: Hot Thing is a groove more than a song, It holds one idea for five minutes, U Got the Look is a duet single the record tolerates more than needs, and Play in the Sunshine makes the turn from report to escape at greater length than the turn requires. The range is compelled; a few of the tracks within it are permitted.
Score: 8.3 / 10
What the record brings into the open can be stated. The title track sets an epidemic, the drug trade, gangs, the shuttle and the bomb beside one another in a flat voice over a near-empty drum machine, and the flatness is the disclosure: a public world so saturated with catastrophe that its report has no rise in it, and the singer’s answer is to start a family. The second disclosure is stronger and stranger. If I Was Your Girlfriend says that a man’s desire for intimacy can exceed what his sex permits him, that he wants the closeness a woman’s friend has, and says it in a voice that is no longer quite his. A third holds that the erotic and the sacred are one appetite, and the sequence states it, carrying the record from Hot Thing to The Cross. Much of the middle is mood and pleasure more than meaning, and the social disclosure is stated in one song and not developed; but three meanings stated and holding, the first in the title song itself, meet the bar, without room.
Score: 8.5 / 10
Height comes often and in different kinds. The Cross begins as a quiet drone and rises into a full rock arrangement, the guitar coloured like a sitar and the band crashing in, and it earns the rise. Adore is warm elevation sustained for six minutes, a falsetto and stacked harmonies held at height with horns. If I Was Your Girlfriend reaches a cold height, a disturbing intimacy, in its spoken close. It’s Gonna Be a Beautiful Night is collective ecstasy, nine minutes of a band in a hall. Forever in My Life, its lead voice staggered and answering itself, and Strange Relationship reach smaller heights. What holds the figure: the first two sides rise less than the last two, Play in the Sunshine, Hot Thing and It swing without lifting, grandeur is touched only in The Cross, and terror only glimpsed in the title track.
Score: 8.7 / 10
The record evokes much and builds some. Built: the androgyne. Camille, the pitched voice that is the singer and not the singer, is load-bearing in If I Was Your Girlfriend and Strange Relationship, where the old figure of the self crossing sex is not an allusion but the instrument of the song. The cross is built too: The Cross makes the passage from suffering to promised deliverance its whole form, rising as it promises. The two built myths stand at the record’s centre and its close, and that placing carries them near the bar. Evoked: the sign and the last days in the title track; the waitress and the bath in The Ballad of Dorothy Parker, a domestic myth of a stranger’s grace; the bride and the steady life in Forever in My Life. Held a tenth below the bar because the archetypes are not joined into one structure, and several are wit more than depth: Starfish and Coffee, with its child’s breakfast of “maple syrup and jam”, is charm.
Score: 8.4 / 10
The departure is real, and partly made before. The stake is plain. After the largest commercial success of his career and the dissolution of his band, Prince led with a sparse protest song on drum machine and bass, released a double album when his label had refused a triple, made it nearly alone, and sang part of it in a sped-up voice under another name. The turn from the polished arena pop of the mid-1980s toward a dry, home-made funk, and the habit of pitching the voice to cross sex, departed from the R&B and pop of the year. The charge stands: the eclecticism, the psychedelic colour and the drum-machine minimalism had been opened on his own earlier records, and the double album that sets every genre its maker commands on one record has precedents in rock and soul. But the axis scores the turn and the stake together, and the stake here was no proven path: one man, his band gone, wagering the standing his largest success had bought on four sides he played himself. The swerve is a synthesis carried further, and the cost of carrying it brings it to the bar.
Score: 8.5 / 10
Change the form and much of the knowledge goes. The sequence, counted here once, carries an argument: side one opens on the public world and moves at once to escape and play; sides two and three turn inward to the couple, through flirtation, sex, settling, the crossing of sex and jealousy; side four turns to faith, then to the crowd, then to devotion. World, body, self, God, community, love: the double album’s range is the claim that one appetite runs through them all, and a single album could not make it. The pitched voice is form as knowledge, a song about wanting to be a woman’s friend sung in a voice moved toward a woman’s, and the live track set between The Cross and Adore makes the sacred communal before it becomes personal. Side two shows the record’s assembly, its order more a run of grooves than an argument, and some middle tracks are containers more than instruments; the fault is local, and across the four sides the form is the instrument of what the record knows. Held from the top by that side.
Score: 8.6 / 10
Evidence over promise: thirty-nine years of return, and a reissue in 2020 that set the record beside its vault and was received as reopening it. The record yields on return in both senses. Formally the mixes reward the ear: the stacked percussion of Housequake, the reversed and doubled voices, the guitar in The Cross that is not where it seems, the dry close sound of the home-made tracks against the hall of the live one. Semantically, If I Was Your Girlfriend has been read as a song about gender, about jealousy, about the impossibility of male friendship and about control, and none of those readings exhausts it; The Ballad of Dorothy Parker is a puzzle of a song. Held from the top because Hot Thing, It and U Got the Look give up what they hold on the first hearing.
Score: 8.6 / 10
The field is the R&B, funk and rock of the mid-1980s and the pop album of its decade. The intrinsic force is real: one musician, largely alone in a studio after the dissolution of his band, holding funk, rock, gospel, psychedelic pop, soul ballad and live band funk at full command on one record, and making the drum machine and the treated voice instruments of feeling rather than sheen. That enlarged what one maker’s record could hold. Charged: much of the field’s redirection by Prince came from earlier records, the record’s public reach in its year was narrower than its predecessor’s, and the reorganisation it made is credited mainly among musicians, though musicians are those through whom a field is moved. Achieved reach is scored with intrinsic force: later R&B and neo-soul, and the self-produced album of a single auteur in R&B and pop, learned from it, and the pitched alter-ego voice became a known device. Force and reach together clear the bar by a tenth.
Score: 8.6 / 10
Survival is weighed over about thirty-nine and a half years, on form, then presence, then fabric. The form is whole: the recording survives as released, in print, remastered in 2020 and heard as an album. Presence is real and wide among musicians and critics, and the title track, U Got the Look and If I Was Your Girlfriend are known beyond the album; popularity is credited as presence, not proof. The charge is that the album as a whole is heard less widely than the singles of its maker’s best-selling record. The fabric weighs for it more than against: the drum machine and some synthesiser tones bear their year, but the drum machine is used dry, as an instrument rather than a sheen, and the title track’s topical list has aged toward the present more than away from it. A surface that might have fixed the record to its moment has instead outlived the conditions that produced it, and the record clears the bar by two tenths.
Score: 8.7 / 10
Command of the recorded medium, with the words weighed elsewhere. The making is load-bearing across most of the record. Prince arranges, plays most of the instruments, sings and produces, and the result keeps a distinct sound for each track: the empty space of the title track, the dense interlocking funk of Housequake, the slowed, pitched voice and close microphone of If I Was Your Girlfriend, the rhythm guitar and sharp arrangement of I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man and its long coda, and the stacked vocal choir of Adore, among the best-made vocal productions in its idiom. The guitar of The Cross and the live band’s control show range beyond the studio. The faults fall on a share: Hot Thing and It are thin, Play in the Sunshine is generically arranged, some home-made mixes are boxy, and the pitched processing at times sounds like its device.
Score: 8.8 / 10
Take the two most distant elements: the dry drum-machine report of the title track and the gospel fervour of The Cross, or the nursery whimsy of Starfish and Coffee and the jealousy of Strange Relationship. The range is very wide, and narrowness is not the case here. One physics holds most of it across funk, gospel, rock and ballad: one appetite, erotic, sacred and social, and one maker’s sound, the dry close drums and layered voices, govern the four sides, and the distant elements are joined by that appetite more than by contrast. The law strains where the record’s origin in three projects shows. U Got the Look and Play in the Sunshine obey the law of the pop single more than the album’s, and the live track’s acoustic differs in kind from the rest, though the sequence places it with intent. The strains are local, and the wider the range a law governs, the stronger the achievement; here the width carries the figure past the strains.
Score: 8.5 / 10
Judged on what the record holds, with no discount for the album form. Consciousness and the self divided are held fully in the songs of the pitched voice. The couple is held from flirtation to settling and jealousy, across several songs, not in one image. The body is held as dance and sex. Society and the state enter in the title track, as epidemic, drugs, poverty, the bomb and the shuttle, and labour in “Dorothy was a waitress”; the sacred is held in The Cross and in Adore’s devotion, the crowd in the live track, and the family as the wish to settle. That is a wider span than most albums attempt, and the double album gives it room. What holds the figure lowest on the page: the social order is a list in one song, history and the natural order are absent, and the orders are joined by one appetite more than integrated in one structure.
Score: 7.8 / 10
Act IV · The Reckoning
8.5 / 10 · Final Average
Placement: Tier IV · Canonical
Strongest Dimensions
The Made at 8.8, then The Sublime and The Imperishable at 8.7. A one-man command of the recorded medium that keeps a distinct sound for each of sixteen tracks; height often and in different kinds, from the rise of The Cross to the held choir of Adore; and a recording that survives whole, its dry fabric aged toward the present more than away from it.
Limiting Dimension
The Encompassed at 7.8: the self, the couple, the body, the sacred and the crowd held at length, but the social order a list in one song, history and the natural order absent, and the orders joined by one appetite more than integrated. Below the rest, The Inevitable at 8.3 and The Archetypal Deep at 8.4: a scale compelled by its subject that still carries tracks permitted rather than compelled, and two myths built while the rest are evoked or are wit.
The Necessity Cap clears at 8.3 against a threshold of 7.5. The Coherence Floor clears with room: The Living Form at 8.6, The Made at 8.8, The Inner Law at 8.5, each against 7.0. The Epochal Gate is unmet: The Imperishable at 8.7 and Pressure on Tradition at 8.6 clear the bar of 8.5, and The Unconcealment and The Swerve meet it exactly at 8.5, but The Archetypal Deep at 8.4 falls a tenth short. The Universal Minimum is met (no axis but The Encompassed falls below 8.3, against 7.5) and The Encompassed, which is exempted, clears its own floor of 6.0 at 7.8. Four of the five summit conditions are met; the summit is withheld on the Epochal Gate, and by the aggregate. The twelve sum to 102.0, an average of 8.50: the work stands at 8.5, in the middle of Tier IV, five tenths above where the tier begins and five below the 9.0 the summit requires.
Basis · the double album as first released by Paisley Park Records with Warner Bros. at the end of March 1987, on two LPs, sixteen tracks in their original sequence over four sides (side one: Sign o’ the Times, Play in the Sunshine, Housequake, The Ballad of Dorothy Parker; side two: It, Starfish and Coffee, Slow Love, Hot Thing, Forever in My Life; side three: U Got the Look, If I Was Your Girlfriend, Strange Relationship, I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man; side four: The Cross, It’s Gonna Be a Beautiful Night, Adore), about eighty minutes; produced by Prince, who plays nearly all of it; judged from knowledge of the recording and its reception. No recording or lyric sheet was in hand, and running times are approximate. The album is scored in its own right: the concert film of 1987, the reissue of 2020 and its vault recordings, and the abandoned projects from which the record was drawn (Dream Factory, Camille and the triple Crystal Ball) are evidence, not the object. Songs are cited by title, and words are quoted only where certain and never beyond four words. Facts that could not be verified, among them the players and singers beside Prince and their parts, the singer of the duet, the engineer, the place and date of the live recording, the co-writers of two songs, which tracks beyond those named carry the pitched voice, exact running times, a book-length study of the record, its place in critics’ counts of its year and decade, and its absence from streaming services for some years, are not given.