The Fifth Desk · Evaluation
Act I · The Map
Oscar Wilde · a trivial comedy for serious people, in three acts · first performed at the St James’s Theatre, London, on 14 February 1895, in George Alexander’s production, and published by Leonard Smithers in 1899 · scored on the three-act text Wilde prepared for publication, read from knowledge; no text in hand, and English quoted only where its words are certain
Mode
Farce of manners in which every turn is made by a sentence: the comedy of the inverted truism, played with a straight face
Mythos
The foundling of New Comedy, lost in infancy, raised under another name, recognised by a token and restored in time to marry; the name as fate; the gorgon mother as a type; all built in order to be parodied
Phase
From two invented doubles in a London flat, through their collision in a country garden, to a chain of recognitions in which the invented name proves to be the real one
Presentation
Drama for the London stage of the 1890s; three acts, each closing on a reversal; nine speaking parts, two couples in symmetry, and brief, practical stage directions
Register
One register, wit, held throughout: the balanced epigram, the catechism, the civility of the tea-table, and no sentiment allowed to stand unmocked
Scale
One class and one season, a London flat and a country house, two couples and the elders who guard them
Governing Proposition
Two young men keep second lives under invented names: Algernon Moncrieff has invented a friend called Bunbury, and Jack Worthing a brother called Ernest. Both women love only the name Ernest, and the plot compels the name to be true: the foundling whose origin is a handbag learns from the Army Lists that he has been speaking nothing but the truth. The wager of the play is that in its world identity is a name, a manner and a property qualification; that earnestness, the cardinal Victorian virtue, is itself a costume; and that style, not sincerity, governs, so that the law of the epigram, the inverted truism, can be run at the scale of a whole plot.
Act II · The Essay
Movement I
The play opens in Algernon Moncrieff’s flat in Half Moon Street, on two inventions. Algernon has invented a friend, Bunbury, and Jack Worthing has invented a brother, Ernest, and each keeps a second life by his invention. A cigarette case inscribed from little Cecily is the thread that draws the second of them into the open, and with it the whole country plot. The play’s first disclosure is made before the plot has begun: every respectable life here keeps a second one, in a culture that demands a self it will not let be lived.
The talk is the action. Each sentence is balanced to a hair and turned on its last word: “The truth is rarely pure and never simple.” The wit is so abundant that it seems to float free of the plot: “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” Lines like these could be lifted out without the structure noticing, and they are lifted out daily. But the structure under them is tight, and nothing invented in this act is left unspent by the last.
The servants have their own idiom: Lane speaks of marriage and champagne in the register of his master. The cucumber sandwiches are the first of the play’s placed jokes, answered by the muffins of the second act, the same joke set twice so that appetite stands in for feeling at the two worst moments. The play was composed in the summer of 1894 at Worthing, and it is made, from this first scene, of symmetries: two men, two inventions, and soon two women and two proposals.
Movement II
Jack would marry Gwendolen Fairfax, and Lady Bracknell interviews him. The interview is marriage as a transaction in land, income and politics, asked with total candour, item by item, from his smoking to his politics to his parents. Her questions reach the Liberal Unionists and the side of Belgrave Square, and her view of education is a class’s policy in one sentence: “I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance.”
Then the parents. Jack has lost both, and the answer is the play’s most quoted sentence: “To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” His origin is a handbag. “A handbag?” is one of the great comic heights of the English stage, and the interview holds the height: the railway is the Brighton line, and “the line is immaterial”; he is advised to acquire some relations as soon as possible.
The scene is the type of the play’s disclosure. It lays the condition bare by putting it in its own terms, and no one on the stage is hurt by it: the pattern is shown, and its weight on lives is refused. Lady Bracknell is the gorgon mother of comedy, but as a type. And the handbag she scorns here is the token the last act will need.
Movement III
The second act moves to the garden of the Manor House, Woolton, and the two inventions arrive there together. Algernon comes as Ernest. Jack comes in full mourning for Ernest, whom he has killed off, while Algernon is at that moment impersonating Ernest in the house. The double arrival is timed to the line, and it is a coup of the order of the handbag: the lie has been buried and has walked in at the same moment.
Cecily Cardew keeps a diary, and in it her engagement to Ernest, its breaking off and its renewal are already recorded, an engagement conducted entirely in her own hand. She loves the name, as Gwendolen does: both women love only the name Ernest. Form precedes and produces the fact, and the diary is the play’s law held in one object.
The country has its guardians. Canon Chasuble has a sermon on the manna in the wilderness that can be adapted to any occasion, and the christening is religion as social form. Miss Prism once wrote a three-volume novel and lost it, and the play’s whole account of fiction is given in a sentence: “That is what Fiction means.” Nothing in the garden is allowed a moment of sentiment; the mourning itself is costume.
Movement IV
Gwendolen and Cecily meet over the tea-table, both in love with a man called Ernest. Their war is fought in sugar and cake under perfect civility, and it rises steadily to a pitch. It is the play’s second great height, and like the first it is a height of wit alone: no grandeur and no terror, and no beauty beyond the beauty of the sentence. The register never lifts out of the drawing-room and does not mean to.
When the two inventions are found out, the muffins are eaten. It is the joke of the cucumber sandwiches placed a second time, so that appetite replaces feeling at the worst moment of the act. The two couples now stand as mirror images: two men with two inventions, two women in love with one name, two proposals. The symmetry is the play’s statement that persons in this world are interchangeable forms.
This is where the play turns from its inheritance. Gilbert’s Engaged (1877) had already played heartless calculation in a sentimental idiom, and Wilde’s own three society comedies kept a melodramatic plot of a woman with a past under their epigrams. Here there is no moral crisis, no wronged woman and no pathos; every value of the serious plot is turned inside out and played with a straight face. The subtitle, a trivial comedy for serious people, states the wager.
Movement V
The last act is in the drawing-room, and Gwendolen gives the play’s argument in a sentence: “In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.” Then the recognitions come in a chain. Miss Prism confesses to the perambulator, the manuscript and the handbag; the handbag, scorned in the first act, is the token of the last; the Brighton line returns. The chain runs at a speed that makes the absurdity feel like proof.
The Army Lists give the General’s name as Ernest John, and Jack learns that he has been telling the truth all along: “it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth.” The lie of the name comes true; the invented brother is found to be real; Bunbury is exploded. The foundling of Menander and Plautus is restored to his family and his true name in time to marry, and the recognition is rigged, its token luggage, the oldest plot of comedy played as a convention.
The lovers embrace in the play’s own syntax, and the last line gives the title its meaning, “the vital Importance of Being Earnest”. The play was first performed at the St James’s Theatre on 14 February 1895, in George Alexander’s production, for which the longer four-act draft had lost its scene of the solicitor Gribsby arresting Ernest for his Savoy debts; its first run was cut short, and its author’s name suppressed on the playbills. It returned to the stage in the first decade of the twentieth century and has not left it. Coward, Wodehouse and Orton descend from it, Stoppard built Travesties on it, and Bunburying entered the language.
Act III · The Twelve
The subtractive test, put to the plot, finds almost nothing loose. Every invention of the first act is spent by the third: Bunbury is exploded; Ernest is killed, mourned and then found to be real; the cigarette case inscribed from little Cecily opens the whole country plot; the handbag scorned in the first act is the recognition token of the last. The cucumber sandwiches and the muffins are one joke placed twice, so that appetite replaces feeling at the two worst moments. The cut from four acts to three removed a whole scene and tightened the play. The charge is the epigram, detachable by nature: many single lines could go without the structure noticing, and some of the wit is permitted by the form rather than compelled by it.
Score: 8.5 / 10
What the play brings into the open can be stated, and it holds: in the society it shows, identity is a name, a manner and a property qualification; earnestness, the cardinal Victorian virtue, is itself a costume; and every respectable life keeps a second one. Lady Bracknell’s interview of Jack lays bare marriage as a transaction in land, income and politics by asking it with total candour, item by item. “I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance” (Act I) is a class’s educational policy in a sentence. Held below the top on one charge, which is also the play’s choice: the disclosure is made entirely by inversion, never by exposure of cost. No one suffers, and the condition is shown as a pattern, not as a weight on lives.
Score: 8.2 / 10
Elevation in comedy is transport by delight, and the play gives it often. Lady Bracknell’s “A handbag?” (Act I) is one of the great comic heights of the English stage; the tea-table war between Gwendolen and Cecily, fought in sugar and cake under perfect civility, rises steadily to a pitch; Jack’s entrance in full mourning for a brother whom Algernon is at that moment impersonating in the house is a coup of the same order. But the axis asks for height, and the play’s height is always the height of wit: no grandeur, no terror, no beauty beyond the beauty of the sentence, by design. The register never lifts out of the drawing-room and does not mean to. The transport is frequent and real, and of one kind.
Score: 7.4 / 10
The play is built on the oldest plot of comedy: the foundling of New Comedy, lost in infancy, raised under another name, recognised by a token and restored to his family and his true name in time to marry. Menander, Plautus and Tom Jones stand behind it, and the pattern bears load, since the resolution depends on it: the Army Lists give the General’s name as Ernest John. The myth of the name as fate is built in too: both women love only the name Ernest, and the plot compels it to be true. Held below the bar because the archetype is built in order to be parodied: the recognition is rigged, the token is luggage, and Lady Bracknell is the gorgon mother as a type. Built, and built hollow on purpose.
Score: 7.8 / 10
The inheritance is the comedy of manners from Congreve through Sheridan, the French well-made play, and the farce of the 1870s and 1880s, Gilbert’s Engaged (1877) above all, which had already played heartless calculation in a sentimental idiom. Wilde’s own three society comedies before it kept a melodramatic plot of a woman with a past under the epigrams. The swerve is to remove the sentiment entirely: no moral crisis, no wronged woman, no pathos, and every value of the theatre’s serious plot turned inside out and played straight-faced. The subtitle states the wager, and the completeness of the turn is what is new. The stake was modest: a three-act farce for a fashionable actor-manager, risking nothing in form, perfecting a line more than breaking one.
Score: 8.2 / 10
Change the form and the play stops knowing what it knows. Its argument is that style governs and sincerity follows, “In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing” (Act III), and the form is that argument enacted: a farce whose every turn is made by a sentence, whose persons are their manners, and whose plot obeys the law of the epigram at the scale of action, so that the lie of the name comes true. The symmetry of two couples, two inventions and two proposals says that persons in this world are interchangeable forms. As a realist play the same matter becomes an exposure of hypocrisy; as prose fiction it loses the speed by which it argues. Held short of the top because farce is a form Wilde perfected rather than made.
Score: 8.8 / 10
The evidence is a hundred and thirty years of return without exhaustion: continuous revival, constant quotation, and a critical literature that keeps finding new ground in it, from the formal, a play about language that runs on language alone, to readings of Bunburying as the double life of a man who was in the dock months later, and of the whole system of names and secrets as a coded account of that life. The formal depth is real: the more often the play is seen, the more its symmetries show, and the plot’s logic rewards rereading. The charge is that the yield is of one kind. The play says that the surface is the depth, and whoever returns finds more perfection rather than more meaning; the biographical readings are partly brought to it.
Score: 8.2 / 10
The field is the English and European stage from the 1890s on. The intrinsic force is that of the purest statement in English of a comic mode in which language is the action and seriousness the butt, fixed as a model; it does not reorganise what drama can do, as Ibsen and Chekhov did in the same decade. Achieved reach is scored with intrinsic force: the dialogue comedy of Noël Coward, Private Lives among it, and the comic prose of P. G. Wodehouse descend from it; Joe Orton’s Loot and What the Butler Saw work its inversion of decorum into darker farce; Tom Stoppard’s Travesties (1974) is built on an amateur production of the play in Zurich; and Bunburying entered the language. Held below the bar because the redirection stayed within comedy and within an inherited line.
Score: 8.4 / 10
A text whole and unproblematic, a hundred and thirty-one years from its first performance. Presence is very wide: in continuous revival in the professional and amateur theatre since its return to the stage in the first decade of the twentieth century, taught in schools and universities, translated widely, filmed by Anthony Asquith in 1952, and quoted daily by people who have never seen it. The one charge is on its first years: the first run was cut short and the author’s name suppressed on the playbills in 1895, so that its survival began interrupted; that is long past and costs nothing now. The widest figure for its span is kept for books of wider human reach, which holds the axis a tenth below it.
Score: 9.1 / 10
Command of the medium at the highest level English prose drama reaches. The sentence: each epigram is balanced to a hair and turned on its last word, “To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness” (Act I). The structure: three acts each closing on a reversal; the double arrival of the second act, Algernon as Ernest and Jack in mourning for Ernest, timed to the line; the third act’s chain of recognitions, Prism, the handbag, the Brighton line, the Army Lists, run at a speed that makes the absurdity feel like proof. Nine speaking parts are handled with economy, the servants given their own idiom. Held below the very top by the narrow range of instruments: one register, wit, played perfectly.
Score: 9.2 / 10
One physics governs everything, and the play states it: trivial things are treated seriously and serious things trivially. Take the most distant elements: Lady Bracknell’s catechism of income and politics and Miss Prism’s lost three-volume novel; Canon Chasuble’s sermon on the manna in the wilderness, adaptable to any occasion, and Cecily’s diary, in which her engagement, its breaking off and its renewal are already recorded. All obey one law: form precedes and produces the fact. The resolution obeys it too, since the name precedes the man and proves to be his. No scene breaks tone, and no sentiment stands unmocked, the lovers’ last embraces included. Held where it is because the range is narrow, one class, one season, two houses, and narrowness is not coherence.
Score: 9.1 / 10
Judged on what a three-act drawing-room comedy can hold, and the figure describes the form. What it holds is held, not listed: the family as inheritance and genealogy; marriage as property and as a market; class, land, income and politics, down to the Liberal Unionists and the side of Belgrave Square; religion as social form, in the christening and in Chasuble; literature and fiction, in Prism’s novel, the diaries and “That is what Fiction means”; and the self as a role, all joined by the single law. What holds the axis lowest of the twelve is that every order is present as manner only: labour appears in Lane and Merriman as wit, the state and history not at all, the natural order only as the country garden, consciousness only as performance.
Score: 6.8 / 10
Act IV · The Reckoning
8.3 / 10 · Final Average
Placement: Tier IV · Canonical
Strongest Dimensions
The Made at 9.2, The Imperishable and The Inner Law at 9.1, and The Living Form at 8.8. Each epigram balanced to a hair and the three acts timed to the line; a text whole and in continuous revival for more than a century; one law, trivial things treated seriously and serious things trivially, governing everything from a catechism of income to a diary of an engagement; and a form that enacts its argument, so that the law of the epigram runs at the scale of the plot and the lie of the name comes true.
Limiting Dimension
The Encompassed at 6.8, held by the vessel: a drawing-room comedy whose every order is present as manner only, with labour as wit and the state and history absent. Next above it, The Sublime at 7.4, transport by delight that is frequent and real but of one kind, the height of wit; then The Archetypal Deep at 7.8, the oldest plot of comedy built in order to be emptied; and The Unconcealment and The Swerve at 8.2, a disclosure made without cost and a turn that completes a line rather than breaking one.
The Necessity Cap clears at 8.5 against a threshold of 7.5. The Coherence Floor clears with room: The Made at 9.2, The Inner Law at 9.1, The Living Form at 8.8, each against 7.0. The Epochal Gate is unmet on four axes: The Imperishable at 9.1 clears the bar of 8.5, but Pressure on Tradition at 8.4 falls a tenth short, a mode perfected within comedy rather than a reorganisation of drama; The Unconcealment at 8.2 three tenths, a disclosure made by inversion and never by its cost; The Swerve at 8.2 three tenths, a full turn on a modest stake that completes an inherited line; and The Archetypal Deep at 7.8 seven tenths, the foundling plot built in order to be parodied. The Universal Minimum is unmet at The Sublime, 7.4, a tenth below 7.5, its heights all of wit; The Encompassed, which it exempts, clears its own floor of 6.0 at 6.8. Three of the five summit conditions are met. The work stands where its aggregate places it: 8.3, from a sum of 99.7, in the band of Tier IV, short of the 9.0 that the summit requires.
Basis · a reading from knowledge of Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest: A Trivial Comedy for Serious People, in three acts. It is scored as a text for performance, in the text Wilde prepared for publication by Leonard Smithers in 1899, which is the text of George Alexander’s production at the St James’s Theatre, first performed on 14 February 1895. The longer four-act draft, from which the scene of the solicitor Gribsby was cut for that production, is context only and is not scored; that the cut was made and the play lost nothing is weighed under The Inevitable. Productions and Anthony Asquith’s film of 1952 are evidence of the play’s life, and none of them is the work. No text was in hand; nothing was measured on a text, and no quotation was checked against a file. English is quoted only where its words are certain, and cited by act where the act is certain; the 1899 spelling and hyphenation of some words, handbag among them, are not vouched for, and the last line is quoted only in its closing words. Stage directions are paraphrased. Facts that could not be verified, among them the playing time, the date on which the first run closed and the number of its performances, and the play’s rank among the most performed English comedies, are not given.